That'spretty corny, though, huh? Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. We shall fly to Parison a magic carpet,side by side. Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. You know, I mean, one of those--. Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island". Children, where are you? Edgar Balthazar: What the?! Bill Maher: It's a family act, but it's a twist because they're retarded. O'Malley: Look, baby, it's late, okay? Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! Oh! O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! She'd always say that we'rethe greatest treasure she could own. [Hiccupping]Look. Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! I hit her with an ax handle, burn her c*nt with a curling iron, put a fish hook through my cock, f*** her, kill her, and take a sh*t on her dead body! The horse hits Edgar with her back legs and he flies into the trunk. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. Oh, dear,what a terrible night. O'Malley: Keep your head up, Marie! Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. [offscreen]Hey! It's not exactly the Ritz,but it's peaceful and quiet. Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. [ Spitting ]. And saying, "This is totally wrong! Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. Berlioz:[offscreen]He's sure glad to see us. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. Wait for me! August 12, 2005 Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. And, uh, let's see. And each cat has nine lives. Ow! Amelia: And he's going about itall the wrong way. The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. I like Uncle Waldo. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out. I don't mind if I refuse to wish you to sue anyone. [ Laughing ]. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. Whew! Call the cops! Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! Well. Look at this! To which pets do the otherstip their hats? Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe. Get her! In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, We gotta split! Now, Marie's the caboose. [Screaming]Yeow! Something horrible's happening! Alright? You're going to travel first class[onscreen]in your ownprivate compartment[offscreen]all the wayto Timbuktu. Duchess: Edgar did thisto us? We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. Come along, dear. Okay. Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. Alright? Take that! Two-cylinder, chain drive. I say, that's not at all bad. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. [As the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears, the "Winnie the Pooh" theme cues up. [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. We meanfar more to her than that. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! Duchess: Over here, darling. [chuckling] Just like you say, Thomas. O'Malley:Wellguess they won'tneed me any more. You justdon't understand. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now don't move. Napoleon: I'm the leader. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. That is not kind of you. Roquefort:Don't come in! WebThe Aristocrats "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up Come on! Don't worry. 17 Splendid, madame! So dysfunctional, it defies description. Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? You should pronounce my name correctly. Napoleon: No, no. Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. Thieves! That's four times twelve. Possibly a reprobate. Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! Web- The "Aristocrats." George carlin shares his version of the aristocrats joke. For the aristocrats, the wholesome tv dad dreamt up one of the most depraved setups ever for one killer punchline. For other uses, see, "Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes", "Diving Deep Into the Dirtiest Joke Ever in 'The Aristocrats', "After a 9/11 Joke Bombed, Gilbert Gottfried Told the Dirtiest Joke in Comedy", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Aristocrats&oldid=1135068379, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 22 January 2023, at 12:47. [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. Duchess: Oh, Thomas, that was really brave of you. Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. Ow! I'm outta here! This joke was met with boos and jeers of "too soon." Edgar Balthazar: Madame, uh-- May I takeyour parcel, Madame? Amelia: You will never learn to swim properlywith that willow branch in your mouth. You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? Why, there are a millionreasons why I should! Berlioz: [Yelps, Needle Scratching,Music Slows]. Napoleon: Hush your mouth! I'll see ya down stream. Oh, please! Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. [ Grunting ]Go away! Frou-Frou grabs Edgar by the jacket. Duchess: Good evening,Monsieur Roquefort. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet. I havea cracker with me. WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 There's incest. [Snarling, Hissing, Spitting ]. O'Malley: Aloha. Ow! [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. Roquefort: Mm. Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. The film was created by penn jillette with paul provenza and was released in 2005. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? Duchess: Oh, I'm so sorry, but,well, we just couldn't. Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. Gee, I'm cold and I'm w-wet. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. 0:55. Roquefort: Oh, please! O'Malley:Over there! Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Napoleon: What was that? I've made the headlines." Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures. "The "Aristocrats. While Madame and Georges are asleep. (2x). It's showtime! It says here. [Screen fades from black, revealing the Jim Henson Video logo]. Toulouse: Females never fiight fair. a one-wheeled haystack. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Now, tut-tut, Edgar. Oh, no! Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Abigail: Oh, dear! Oh, no! Napoleon: And whoever it isis gonna get it and get it good. Why, oh, why, is he allowing this to happen!" Let's rock the joint! He's got a very huge wiener. Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. Genie: [sings] They're eventually getting married! Would you agree with that? [ Hiccups ]. Champagne,dancing the night away. Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! From the theater.to your living room. Smile. And I'm not a man either. It's very niceof you. AND BAM! This-- Well, this mansion? Born in April of 1811, he was the Come on, guys. Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. It's just beyondthat next chimney pot. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Stupid cat! Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! Aristocats[ Singing ln French ]. I-- I couldnever leave her. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Someday, we might meeta tough alley cat. Adelaide, madame, you mean to sayyou're leavingyour vast fortune to Edgar? Well, there it is. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: So good to see you, Georges. - What? That's better. A man goes into a bar and says to the owner. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. Oh, no. And those eyes of yours. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Thank you, Edgar. Evening, Edgar. O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. [Growling]. There's no legal system at all in play in a joke. And I always throw in that. [Clips of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" are shown]. Toulouse: Good idea, mama. It's a totally different show. Gilbert Gottfried - Aristocrats Joke. Kyle?! This joke may contain profanity. Bakin' Bacon with Macon O'Malley: No, no, no, baby. Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. Edgar Balthazar: Morning, Frou-Frou,my pretty steed. [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. More details are available in the progress report. They're the one's who rescued you from drowning. Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Now think "goose.". That's 'causeI practice all the time. O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. "Roquefort". [1] Gottfried quickly launched into the infamous What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. Hmm? Now, Toulouse, you goand start on with your painting. Milkman:Sapristi! Right? So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." Toulouse: Hey, guys. Napoleon: Wait a minute! Good heavens! Like he wants to know, like the name's the important thing! Edgar opens the door. It's from Carmen,isn't it? Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. O'Malley: Oh, thank you. The fun begins now on video! You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. I just love them. Roquefort: Ahem! "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. Look, pal, [offscreen]you go get Scat Catand his gang of alley cats. (outloud)Of course you can. O'Malley: No trouble at all,little princess. Beau Weaver: And here's what's new from Disney Interactive. O'Malley: Hey there, bud! [We cut to a pencil animation test of Genie turning into a construction worker]. He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. Let's be nice to our new friends. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! [Chuckling] Now this calls for another cracker. Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". Lafayette: Mmm. You're justher house pets. Did you haveany luck at all? Just we two. And that's the act. Abigail: Oh, indeed, yes, sis. Uncle Waldo: Whoopee! Amelia: No! Sarah silverman delivered one of the most controversial versions of the joke in the aristocrats.after an emotionally. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. O'Malley: [offscreen]See ya around, tiger! [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. Mark Elliott: With it's all-new 37th animated motion picture! Beloved comedian gilbert gottfried, who died tuesday, was as well known for his edgy and. Whee! O'Malley: Are you sure we'reon the right street where you live? But first, introductions. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Backtrack a little. Scat Cat: That's it, cats, come on let's do this for more! Lafayette: He's back on the moter-thingy. The talent agent goes, Hmm, thats an interesting act,' Gottfried says. Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! O'Malley: Trouble? You are a great talent. Duchess: Oh, mademoiselles, thank you so muchfor helping Mr. O'Malley. I mean, oh, each cat will liveabout 12 years. O'Malley: Right underthat magic carpet. Duchess:Because of our owner. Those cats have got to go! Ooh. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Uhoh, yes. Look at this! A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. Good evening, Duchess. That seems to make the whole joke. [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. A family walks in to a talent agency. Mark Elliott: It's Disney's award-winning, completely computer-animated smash hit. What made them think this was entertaining! [Sniffling][Sloshing][Splat]Yeah! Duchess: Oh, Thomas! Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? You know it was the night of your grand premierethat we first met, remember? Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. SMASH FLIX. Have some. Marie: Ladies do not start fights, Buster, but they can finish them. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! Look out for Edgar! Duchess: Say, what brings you two here? All aboard! Come here, my darlings. Woody: [Walks to an alien and picks it up] Hello. So they're all f***ing each other right. Anyway, it's much longerthan I'd ever live. The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. O'Malley:Maybe just a short, sweetgoodbye would be easiest. Roquefort: Oh, it's a sad dayfor all of us. [Screaming]Nice doggy! You are most fortunatewe happened along. A family walks in to a talent agency. WebThe joke itself is very simple. Phenomenal. He says, "Wow, that sounds good, what do you call this act?" She loves us very much. "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. Abigail: He takes to waterlike a fish, doesn't he? Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. [We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode] It's "the most amazing 16-bit game ever made". [More silent clips are shown] Come join Christopher Robin and his best friend Pooh on an adventure through the Hundred Acre Wood. The film was created by Penn Jillette with Paul Provenza and was released in 2005. He could be a longshoreman. Mark Elliott: Including the Genie, brought to life again by the one-and-only Robin Williams. O'Malley: Well, that's a long way off,so we better get moving. Kittens? Because you're probably saying, if you have any sense of human decency, "Well, why didn't he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants!" The family jumps. Anything could happento them on a night like this weather! Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. Duchess:No, not at all. Police have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. Cassim: You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves. Let's move, move, move! It's just, "Here we go folks.". They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there's 69, there's 29, cause the kids are young, there's 9. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. Groove it, cat! So the piano player starts to play. "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. I've only got one. One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Duchess:[offscreen]And they are very fond of you. [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. Darlings,now you just stay here,and I'll go and I'lllook for Toulouse. The comedy stems from the middle section of the joke, where the comedian aims to get a reaction from the audience in spite of the disgusting acts being related. O'Malley: Well, they're kind a rough,you know, around the edges,but if you're ever in a jam, wham,they're right there. Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. But now we have tocook up a little spell. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. Why? Mario Cantone: In my show, I'm gonna sit on top of the piano and fit the whole thing in my vagina. Duchess: Yes. Mark Elliott: The woman who would open his eyes to adventures he never imagined. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. A family walks in to Not one single clue at all. Uncle Waldo: [Screaming]Abigail! We must both lookour best for Georges when he gets here. with the starsas our guide. [The workers take the trunk and drive away. Now [Silent clips of "Aladdin 3" are shown, starting with Aladdin riding Magic Carpet, and Genie flying next to him as they enter Agrabah] Walt Disney Pictures invites you to a celebration. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. One squeakywheelon the front, it sounds like. Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Pretty soon, all of them are completely naked including the dog, who takes his leash off.. O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. Oh, my gracious! Napoleon:Now this is no timeto turn chicken. Another cat slides a hook under the harness. O'Malley! Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? Send us a tip using our anonymous form. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Someone call the cops and Ill sneak out. Subscribe for more terrible shit! Scratch one butler. Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? Georges Hautecourt:Very well. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. [offscreen]Ah. Kittens, come along! Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. The details of the joke change with every telling (and Mark Elliott: "Toy Story", the newest Disney sensation on video. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! Nice goin; Toulouse. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." [Smacking Lips]Delicious! Jon Stewart: Just the other day I was eating my own sh*t. Jon Ross: And then, the denouement the butt f***ing. [ Chuckling ]. The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. [offscreen]Any last words? Bye. I'm the one that sayswhen we go. I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. Roquefort:Oh, now, wait a minute,fellas. Toulouse: I'm a tough alley cat too. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Go get him! You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. We chased four motorcarsand a bicycle and a scooter. You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. Lafayette: Oh, I get blamedfor everything. And he's like, "It's not a f***in' prop act, is it?". Toulouse: I'll bet we walkeda hundred miles. WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. [ Mumbling ]. Over a hundred comedians are invited to discuss the joke and the role of taboos in humour. This is reallynot lady like. I-l mean-- Well,I don't mean to interrupt. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. Edgar Balthazar: Could we take the elevatorthis time, sir? Jon Ross: Lemme tell you, when my seven year old daughter is giving my eleven year old son a blow job, it's priceless. You know, this isthe low-rent district, remember? ln trouble! O'Malley: Oh, how sweet. Amelia: Oh! Duchess: Now, now, darlings. Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. I thought he'd never leave! WebUntil gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". All Rights reserved. Hey, hold up there. Frou-Frou: I know. Double delicious! Everythingyou possess? [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. Frogs: [singing] Ribbit, croak, needeep, croak, ribbit. He's nothing but a cad. You know. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. I'm frightfully sorry, sir! I am really in a great deal of trouble. Mangy tramps! Title of infamous joke without a punchline. WebIts an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. 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